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Old 07-04-2009, 08:08
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Old 07-05-2009, 15:16
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Orosz atomkilovo-bazis,hajnali 5 ora, a szolgalatos kozlegeny alszik, feje rabukva a NAGY PIROS gombra....
Belep a tabornok, a zajra felebred a kozlegeny, letorli magarol a szetcsorgott nyalat,haptakba vagja magat, tiszteleg:
- Tabornok ur, jelentem, semmi kulonleges nem tortent a szolgalatom idejeben!
- Semmi kulonleges te marha??? Akkor hova tunt Belgium?!?
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:21
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It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger than the previous record.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:05
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Orvosnál:
- Józsi bácsi, milyen a hallása?
- Hát református vagyok.
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Old 07-07-2009, 21:19
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It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger than the previous record.
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A magyar se megy?
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Old 07-07-2009, 23:33
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Nem tok angolul
A CNN-en bemondták, hogy a legutóbb felfedezett prímszám négyszer nagyobb az eddigi legnagyobbnál.
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A CNN-en bemondták, hogy a legutóbb felfedezett prímszám négyszer nagyobb az eddigi legnagyobbnál.
Hehe, akkor az osztható az eddigi legnagyobbal, azaz nem is prímszám.
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Hehe, akkor az osztható az eddigi legnagyobbal, azaz nem is prímszám.
Sőt még néggyel is
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Old 07-08-2009, 15:24
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Na meg kettovel is. De ha egy viccet magyarazol, mar rossz...
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