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Old 03-17-2012, 19:23
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Chuck Norris ökle az egyetlen, ami a royal flush-t is üti...
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Old 03-19-2012, 12:25
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Chuck Norris egy pálcikával eszik.
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Old 04-14-2012, 02:17
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Old 05-05-2012, 00:19
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Chuck Norris hülyére vert egy okostelefont
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Old 05-05-2012, 00:42
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Chuck Norris felidegesítette Békéscsabát..

Chuck Norris hamarabb vesztette el a szüzességét mint az apja.

A Hungaroringen Chuck Norris tartja a pályacsúcsot pedig csak végigsétált.
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:46
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Bayern München-Chuck Norris 0-3
Chuck Norris nyilatkozata a meccs után: Akár nagyobb különbséggel is nyerhettem volna, ha nem állítanak ki az 5. percben.
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Old 06-12-2012, 04:58
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- Ki a világ legerősebb embere?

a, Chuck Norris
b, a
c, b
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Old 06-17-2012, 19:13
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‎-A facebook szerkesztöje Mark Zuckerberg korházban van.
-miért?
-Chuck Norris visszabökte.
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Old 06-21-2012, 14:25
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Chuck Norris előbb vesztette el a szüzességét, mint az apja.
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:56
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Chuck Norris előbb vesztette el a szüzességét, mint az apja.
Ezt nemrég raktam be én is
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