Fatherhood

[[HTPA]GeeForce]

* How do you know policemen are strong?
* Because they can hold up traffic.

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Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Two atoms are talking:

* "Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
* "Are you sure?"
* "Yes, I'm positive!"


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* What did the moron do when he thought he might be dying?
* He went into the living room!


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* What do you call a fish with no eyes?
* Fsh.