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Old 11-04-2008, 19:09
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Talking Conversation with a Little Girl

Conversation with a Little Girl

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
When the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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Old 11-04-2008, 20:24
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Old 11-04-2008, 20:44
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Hey, it is not needed to open a new topic for every joke
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Old 11-04-2008, 21:03
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Hey, it is not needed to open a new topic for every joke
It's okay. It doesn't require more forum resources...
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