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Old 12-04-2008, 08:01
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Default Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'

'Wow! That' s a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own Damn blanket.'
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Old 01-31-2009, 17:25
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- What would you do, Darling, if we won the lottery?
- I would divorce and move to California.
- Here is ten dollars and go to the hell. We had 2 of 5.
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Old 11-12-2009, 04:14
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Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking about the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man.
“I don't understand. You said you loved her and yet when you saw her with another man you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“I’m waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy.”
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Old 02-14-2010, 01:20
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Smile Happy Valentines Day!

A Love Story

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu
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Old 04-10-2010, 10:17
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Do you love!
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Old 05-27-2010, 18:00
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Morning:

Darling! Make me love!
Just shut up! And make me coffee!
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Old 04-02-2011, 15:22
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Default Wrong e-mail address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: December 16, 2010

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.
I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
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