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Old 01-14-2013, 23:52
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Old 01-15-2013, 01:05
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Megy a nyuszika az erdőben szomorúan, mert nincs pénze.
Arra jár Lomb és ad neki.
Nyuszika nagy boldogan tovább megy, amikor a róka megállítja:
- Minek örülsz, nyuszika?
- Lomb adott pénzt.
- Mennyi?
- Nem tudom, nem számoltam, de biztos száz, ha Lomb adta..
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:47
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Old 01-16-2013, 23:54
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Old 01-24-2013, 03:37
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Hajnalban kopognak egy mekkai könyvesbolt ajtaján. A tulajdonos álmosan nyit ajtót.
- Mit akar ilyenkor?
- Korán van?
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Old 01-24-2013, 10:27
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E rotikával fűtött cicus
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Old 02-17-2013, 20:17
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Megkérdezi az arab kisgyerek az apját:
- Apa, mi az a lúdtalp?
- Nem tudom fiam, kérdezd meg a libától!
- Ali bá, mi az a lúdtalp?
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Old 08-13-2013, 11:56
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