Short Love Story

[Coalville]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'

'Wow! That' s a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own Damn blanket.'

[Akár]

- What would you do, Darling, if we won the lottery?
- I would divorce and move to California.
- Here is ten dollars and go to the hell. We had 2 of 5.

[Ghosti]

Larry was startled to see the nonchalant way Jason was taking about the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man.
“I don't understand. You said you loved her and yet when you saw her with another man you didn’t knock the guy down?”
“I’m waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” asked Larry
“Waiting to catch her with a smaller guy.”

[Ghosti]

A Love Story

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

[Pool]

Do you love!

[olvastar]

Morning:

Darling! Make me love!
Just shut up! And make me coffee!