Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought
five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a
prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti
sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet
brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the
neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he
liked his prize.
Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's
that toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to
paper."
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