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A young executive was working late, trying to impress his
boss. As he was leaving the office, at 7p.m., he found the
CEO standing in front of the document shredder with a piece
of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and
important document, and my secretary left hours ago. Can
you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. Excited with the
opportunity to kiss up to the man, he turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, "I don't know what I
would have done without you."

As his paper disappeared inside the machine the relieved
CEO says, "Now, I'll need two copies."